Unfortunately, my wife, Julie was riding with me. I tried not to stare too
hard and snap my neck around (similar auto-response one experiences
when spotting a bikini clad hottie sunbathing). I nonchalantly
commented, “That camper would be perfect for Field Day”. Expecting
the typical “You have got to be %@#%&* kidding me?!” response, I
braced the steering wheel fearing the worse. She replied “You want to
stop and take a look?”
Nearly swerved off the road. Didn’t expect that one. “Who are you and
where is my wife?” I’ll never figure women out. I guess that’s why I
Anyway, I digress. I did eventually stop back and took a closer look.
Seemed pretty solid, smells like old cigarettes and mice urine.
Surprise! It’s full of Winston butts and Mickey poop. Frankly, pretty
nasty, but solid. Being a 1964 vintage, it’s in pretty good shape. No
obvious signs of leaks (FACT: all campers leak. Just a matter of where
and how much damage done).
Convenient ashtray General Grossness
The Camo paint job was my style. It also hid a lot of dings
and dents and easy to touch up. I could tell it used to be a
nice aquamarine and white. Must have been quite a looker
on the dealer lot when LBJ was in office.
It’s not like I was picking out a cozy camper to take my
lovely bride on a second honeymoon in the Rockies. I did
see a diamond (or maybe cubic zirconia) in the rough,
though. And I was running out of time. Paid cash, drug it
home. Break out the shop vac and bleach.
Much to do
My first plan was to simply gut the beast and slap up new paneling. But as she (yes, it’s a she) was cleaning up, I started seeing the original
quaintness that these little campers are so famous for. The original pale yellow porcelain sink and propane stove cleaned up nicely. The faucet
pump even worked! Plenty of storage, the cushions seemed in good shape, just needs a little TLC. Kinda like the pitiful little Christmas tree Charlie
Brown brought to the Christmas Pageant. The interior dimensions is about 11’ x 7’ (minus cabinet space). Just about right.
The plan was coming together. I didn’t want to alter the interior too much that would prevent any future restoration but I did need to make some
modifications for FD. And Lord knows what I would find if I started pulling things apart (no news is good news).
I removed the dropdown table and replaced it with a 4’ x 4’, ¾” operating table (that’s 16 sq ft of operating surface). I removed the lid to one of the
front storage cabinets (that is normally used as a bench/bed for the kitchenette) and drilled a 4” access whole through the floor to run power, ground
line and coax. All wiring will be routed through that bench, keeping things nice and neat. There is also plenty of room for future battery storage for
an AC inverter (next year). I added an extra breaker to the little breaker panel and another duplex outlet.
Fortunately, I had a spare window air conditioner that, with minor modifications, fit one of the existing windows perfectly. SWEET! Craig’s List came
to the rescue, locating a simple (and cheap) dorm refrigerator that filled a space under the stove where I suspect an old propane fridge was once
located. I also had a small microwave that also perfectly fit into one of the cabinets by the sink.
The only thing remaining that would convert this tin can into the ultimate Field Day machine was a powder room. Believe it or not, there was a
closet that, with some imagination and motivation, fit perfectly a portable chemical toilet. Tight, but functional – all is well (I must install a vent fan
for next year, believe you me!).
Installed a stereo and speakers in the overhead cabinets (gotta have tunes during setup). I routed the speakers to the roof during FD so passersby
could hear the exchanges. Toaster, coffeemaker and a HDTV, we’re good!
Two days until liftoff I decided to test the running lights. Soon found they had three modes of operation: Flicker, Dim and Off. The sockets were
rather badly corroded. I quickly installed new taillights with harness on the rear bumper. I would like to repair the original lights but the wire is ran
through the walls with no easy access short of cutting through the paneling (a project for another day).
Fearing that peeling the old wallpaper off would structurally weaken the ol’ girl, I opted to do a quick and dirty with wood grain tack paper to spruce
things up. Funny thing, when that vinyl contact paper heats up in the sun, it shrinks like shrink wrap. Couple of well placed staples delays the
inevitable wrinkling and curling. Next year she should have a bit more permanent wall covering.
Cleaned up nicely, huh? Back to reality!
16 Sq. Ft. Operating Table Air conditioner and bunk